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D3monic Child
Gothic God
Posts : 131
Join date : 2008-05-26
Age : 35
|  Subject: Re: Military Jokes  Wed May 28, 2008 3:21 am | |
| Chinese learned this
Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when it was forced to make an emergency landing in Chinese lands.
Top Ten Things The Chinese Have Learned By Examining Our Spy Plane
10. American codes can be broken by anyone with a basic understanding of Pig Latin
9. On-board computers were mainly used for Internet casino video poker
8. According to plaque, "When Bush gives order, nod politely, wait to hear what Cheney says"
7. Cockpit full of Colt 45 bottles
6. Mission was to determine if Chinese people can fly like in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"
5. "Cloaking device" button only there because pilot's a "Star Trek" fan
4. Maybe not the best idea to write "Spy plane" on wings
3. The plane's sole security feature: an angry kitty
2. Plane is so high-tech lavatories feature futuristic blue water!
1. Americans smell like Doritos and Aqua Velva | |
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D3monic Child
Gothic God
Posts : 131
Join date : 2008-05-26
Age : 35
| | Subject: Re: Military Jokes Wed May 28, 2008 3:22 am | |
| Be politically correct
How to be Politically Correct when talking about Men (Or Army Men) | |
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D3monic Child
Gothic God
Posts : 131
Join date : 2008-05-26
Age : 35
| | Subject: Re: Military Jokes Wed May 28, 2008 3:22 am | |
| He does not have a beer gut...
He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.(regular guys)
He has a personal war reserve stock.(army guys) | |
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D3monic Child
Gothic God
Posts : 131
Join date : 2008-05-26
Age : 35
| | Subject: Re: Military Jokes Wed May 28, 2008 3:23 am | |
| He is not quiet...
He is a Conversational Minimalist.
He is a SAMS grad. | |
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D3monic Child
Gothic God
Posts : 131
Join date : 2008-05-26
Age : 35
| | Subject: Re: Military Jokes Wed May 28, 2008 3:23 am | |
| He is not stupid...
He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.
He is a field grade. | |
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D3monic Child
Gothic God
Posts : 131
Join date : 2008-05-26
Age : 35
| | Subject: Re: Military Jokes Wed May 28, 2008 3:23 am | |
| He does not get lost all the time...
He discovers Alternative Destinations.
He gets temporarily misoriented. | |
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D3monic Child
Gothic God
Posts : 131
Join date : 2008-05-26
Age : 35
| | Subject: Re: Military Jokes Wed May 28, 2008 3:23 am | |
| He is not balding...
He is in Follicle Regression.
He has a REALLY squared away high and tight. | |
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D3monic Child
Gothic God
Posts : 131
Join date : 2008-05-26
Age : 35
| | Subject: Re: Military Jokes Wed May 28, 2008 3:24 am | |
| He is not a cradle robber...
He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.
He is breaking the new fraternization policies. | |
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D3monic Child
Gothic God
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| | Subject: Re: Military Jokes Wed May 28, 2008 3:25 am | |
| He does not get falling-down drunk...
He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.
He practices his IMTs in the club. | |
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D3monic Child
Gothic God
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| | Subject: Re: Military Jokes Wed May 28, 2008 3:26 am | |
| He is not short...
He is Anatomically Compact.
He suffers from a Napoleon Complex. | |
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D3monic Child
Gothic God
Posts : 131
Join date : 2008-05-26
Age : 35
| | Subject: Re: Military Jokes Wed May 28, 2008 3:26 am | |
| He does not have a rich daddy...
He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion.
He has the Army as a hobby. | |
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D3monic Child
Gothic God
Posts : 131
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| | Subject: Re: Military Jokes Wed May 28, 2008 3:27 am | |
| He does not constantly talk about cars...
He has a Vehicular Addiction.
He must be a Transporter. | |
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D3monic Child
Gothic God
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| | Subject: Re: Military Jokes Wed May 28, 2008 3:27 am | |
| He does not have a hot body...
He is Physically Combustible.
He is a PT stud. | |
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D3monic Child
Gothic God
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| | Subject: Re: Military Jokes Wed May 28, 2008 3:27 am | |
| He is not unsophisticated...
He is Socially Challenged.
He is a Ranger. | |
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D3monic Child
Gothic God
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| | Subject: Re: Military Jokes Wed May 28, 2008 3:27 am | |
| He does not eat like a pig...
He suffers from Reverse Bulimia.
He eats like a Ranger student at Pizza Hut. | |
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D3monic Child
Gothic God
Posts : 131
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| | Subject: Re: Military Jokes Wed May 28, 2008 3:27 am | |
| He is not a bad dancer...
He is Overly Caucasian.
He is from the Muddy Boots Army | |
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D3monic Child
Gothic God
Posts : 131
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Age : 35
| | Subject: Re: Military Jokes Wed May 28, 2008 3:28 am | |
| He does not hog the blankets...
He is Thermally Unappreciative.
He is a Blue Falcon. | |
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D3monic Child
Gothic God
Posts : 131
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| | Subject: Re: Military Jokes Wed May 28, 2008 3:28 am | |
| He is not a male chauvinist pig...
He has Swine Empathy.
He must be combat arms. | |
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D3monic Child
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Posts : 131
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| | Subject: Re: Military Jokes Wed May 28, 2008 3:28 am | |
| He is not afraid of commitment...
He is Monogamously Challenged.
He loves TDY. | |
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